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The Thought Process.

'I want you to put me in touch with reality, but be ready to break the connection fast.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Bad for you but to die for

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Better times ahead.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Bashful in Nashville

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

Fishing direction sign.

'Is this your first book launch?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Day one, post grad

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.