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Sstranger than fiction

"First Door on your left , sir."

A man doing a reality check.

"Reality is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'I want you to put me in touch with reality, but be ready to break the connection fast.'

'My First Book of Disillusionment'

'Are we talking real time or virtual?'

Volumetric

"You gotta quarter?"

"Thought Police, sir -- We're here to give you a reality check."

"Nobody heart it, and it didn't happen."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

Truth

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

"deny, deny, deny!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

The Thought Process.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I shop, therefore I am."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

ZOO

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"