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Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

'That was the worst paradigm shift EVER!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

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"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

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"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Truth

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

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"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Virtual patient.'

"Check it out! It's one of those new virtual vines."

"Does he byte?"

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Life'

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Internet Dude

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'