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Things That It Wasn't

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Big Bang Theory.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Slinky Cow World

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

A man looks up at the earth

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Beyond the known and the unknown.