Multiverse Explorer T-Shirts

Due to breach in barrier between universes Bob suddenly confronts his other self.

Parallel Universes

Muppets of the multiverse.

"Is this the bathroom mirror, or the portal to a parallel universe?"

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

The woman who fell through time begins her journey on a high note.

'Hmmm - quite a challenge to get these absolutely parallel.'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

Big Bang Theory.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"It's the dawn of a new era"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Astral Projection

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Slinky Cow World

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

A man looks up at the earth

Emergency exit into Space