Cosmic Explorer T-Shirts

Beagle II not responding.

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

Astronaut in space ship sees sign 'Watch this space'.

'We'd like to talk to you about the kingdom of God...'

'...If you don't believe me come and look! I'm telling you. There's a tiny black hole.'

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Galileo and the Stubborn Church

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

'Far out! How did you pick me as a leo?'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

Black Hole Exhibit

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

Even if you're a CEO at a big corporation, you're still just a CEO at a big corporation.

Blackhole Research.

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'

Weightless center.

Annoyed planet.

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

"Well you did say you were looking for an 'out of this world experience'."

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

'I've seen out to the limit of the observable universe, and believe me, it's no better out there than it is here.'

Astral Projection: 'Just give it a rest until you know what you're doing!'

A rocket to the Moon

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

At the space-time institute.

Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.

"Are we there yet?"

'Trevor's in training for his first flight into space.'

'I'm jumping into a black hole!'

'So what we thought was dark matter is really dark energy.'

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.