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"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

Moon Parachute

Atomic Wait

"Chuck, you were a model human throughout your life. I invite you to return to Earth as anything you please."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Spaceman playing golf on the moon

I just knew this would be dull.

"Considering the vast array of stars and galaxies, it's hard to believe there aren't other planets capable of supporting extremely rich people..."

Astronauts find Alien Statue

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

I told you it was loose.

It's both actually, we refrain from eating animal products and we're from Vega.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Big Bang Theory.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Head over Hooves

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Lost World: You are Here

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.