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Alien GPS

When the earth's rotation became irregular.

'I think I've found Daisy...Orbiting the star Beta Pictoris.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Off course

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Head over Hooves

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Which one is named after me?'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Elevator Music

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

Rocket.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"