Curious Cosmic Adventurer T-Shirts

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Hair Crop Circle

Head over Hooves

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

The Lost World: You are Here

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Then what happened?"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"It could never work between us."