Curious Cosmic Adventurer Gifts

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Head over Hooves

Hair Crop Circle

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The Lost World: You are Here

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

"Then what happened?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Mars Poppins

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"I've been genetically modified!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

"It could never work between us."