Cosmic Curious T-Shirts

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'An eclipse! The queen said there would be an eclipse this week!'

Hair Crop Circle

Man with a giant umbrella thinking about a passing meteor.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Big Bang Theory.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"We evolved from asteroids"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"It could never work between us."

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Hog Futures

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Who are you and what do you want?'