Cosmic Curiosity T-Shirts

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Mutual Fascination

Hog Futures

Big Bang Theory.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Hair Crop Circle

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'What happens after the end of time?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."