Cosmic Curiosity T-Shirts

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Mutual Fascination

Hog Futures

Big Bang Theory.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Hair Crop Circle

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'What happens after the end of time?'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."