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'I just hope the sun doesn't get rusty.'

At the Museum

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Thinking Gears

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

The discovery of electricity...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Eureka!

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Ostrich Curoisities

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'