Scientific Curiosity Seeker T-Shirts

"Scientists are amazed we can fly. They think our wings are too small."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

At the Museum

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Thinking Gears

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

E=mc2.

Distractions Of The Great

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'