Science Seekers T-Shirts

"They don't trust each other to share research."

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

'The pressure is too great. We want to be transferred out of panacea research.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

At the Museum

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"You're such a good listener."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Carbon Dating.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

E=mc2.

Archimedes statue with a lever