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Dirk gasped in surprise. Aliens had landed in his paddock before, but never in such numbers.

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

The discovery of electricity...

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Eureka!

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Staff Yearbook

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

But under a different accounting convention ...

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Ostrich Curoisities

Warning: Math Ahead!

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Reign Man

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'