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Dirk gasped in surprise. Aliens had landed in his paddock before, but never in such numbers.

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

The Life of Pi

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Eureka!

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Staff Yearbook

But under a different accounting convention ...

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Ostrich Curoisities

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Plasma Ball

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Reign Man