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"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

The discovery of electricity...

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Eureka!

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Secondhand smoke.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Plasma Ball

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Museum of Bones

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.