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Who did you start feeling icky

"Now that quack wants me to see a specialist - what the hell is a pathologist !?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Cheating Death.

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

Paging for a Doctor

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Bigfoot tracks...

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

How they did it . . .

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."