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Who did you start feeling icky

"Now that quack wants me to see a specialist - what the hell is a pathologist !?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Sphinx Comes Alive

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Cheating Death.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

Paging for a Doctor

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Bigfoot tracks...

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

How they did it . . .