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"By golly, that is a nasty rash...but I'm actually a Doctor of Philosophy!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

Hell's Angels

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

Doctors in Love.

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"It appears you have a virus."

"This feels so familiar."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'

'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'

'Let's see now...'

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

"You have twenty eight days to live."