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"It's a soluble aspirin you fool!"

'It may not be the solution you were looking for, but physician-assisted noogies are the best I can legally go.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Child being force fed a spoon of medicine

Alert with Ibuprofen

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

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'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

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"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

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"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Body Building

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.