Medicine Aficionados Prints

"It's a soluble aspirin you fool!"

'It may not be the solution you were looking for, but physician-assisted noogies are the best I can legally go.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Child being force fed a spoon of medicine

Alert with Ibuprofen

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Doctors

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Body Building

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'