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"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

Smoker has smoking x ray.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

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'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Little doctor.

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'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Parts Department

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"He looks so much like his dad."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Doctors

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Pediatrics: Anatomy