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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Doctors

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"Well, we got the grant."