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"We use leeches on the test subjects and slugs on the control group."

Large Snow Ploughs Prove Inaffective In Fine Dental Work.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Medical Examinations.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'