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'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Your contents have shifted."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Be Healthy

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Distractions Of The Great

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."