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"Eat your stem cells!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

E=mc2.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Distractions Of The Great

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol