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'There's a fly in my primordial soup.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Sexual chemistry set

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

'What happens after the end of time?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

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