Chemical Curiosity Gifts

'There's a fly in my primordial soup.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Hog Futures

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'What happens after the end of time?'