Creation Curiosity Gifts

First attempt at the Big Bang

The Big Bag Theory

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Bright idea

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Multi-Tasking

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

The Thinker and the Doer.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Patents office.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Hog Futures

'What happens after the end of time?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'