Creationism Curious Gifts

"Just who does He think He is?!!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

The Origin of Creationism

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Evolution on the brink

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?