Chronically Curious Gifts

'I was so unpopular as a child, even my imaginary friend wouldn't play with me.'

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Do Guns Kill?

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Clever of you to invent a liquid which dissolves absolutely everything - what will you keep it in?'

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

We have control of you brain.

"The conclusion of my essay on the pros and cons of domestication is that we're missing out on a lot of stuff Dad..."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"