Chronically Curious About Humans Gifts

"My feelings about her continue to evolve."

'The Questioner'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Do Guns Kill?

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Theory of Gravity

God hounded by the media.

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

"What the hell was in that?!"

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'But what is a recession, Father?'

My first rodeo

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

Animal Hospital

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

'I know about the birds, but what about the bees?'

"Roger might be just right for you. He plans his entire day around the wild thing, too."

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

"Why invite Jesus into my heart? Why not my liver or kidneys?"

'It's just not your time. I' sending you back with answer to the top 10 frequently asked questions.'

"Wouldn't it have been faster for Columbus just to fly to the new world?"

'Tell me about the birds, Forget about the bees,'