Chronically Curious About Humans Gifts

"My feelings about her continue to evolve."

'The Questioner'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Do Guns Kill?

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Theory of Gravity

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

God hounded by the media.

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

"What the hell was in that?!"

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

My first rodeo

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'

Animal Hospital

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

'I know about the birds, but what about the bees?'

"Roger might be just right for you. He plans his entire day around the wild thing, too."

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

"Wouldn't it have been faster for Columbus just to fly to the new world?"

'It's just not your time. I' sending you back with answer to the top 10 frequently asked questions.'

The sad man carries a smiling face mask