Classically Curious Gifts

Servant girl announcing she wishes to leave because the other servants are too unrefined

Hair Crop Circle

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

The Book Lover

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Punch Initials - O

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

Mobile.

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

"It's another privacy injunction."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"Even here in Tibet?"

"The world's oldest profession?"

"The End of Classicism as we know it."

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

My first rodeo

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

'An eclipse! The queen said there would be an eclipse this week!'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'