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'I was so unpopular as a child, even my imaginary friend wouldn't play with me.'

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Do Guns Kill?

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

"The conclusion of my essay on the pros and cons of domestication is that we're missing out on a lot of stuff Dad..."

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

'Clever of you to invent a liquid which dissolves absolutely everything - what will you keep it in?'