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'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

God hounded by the media.

Today, listeners, I'd like to make a personal and heartfelt plea. Rudy, go ahead. Me? Fine. Dear listeners, when you write in with questions or ask Sadie, it would be nice if you'd ask advice about your own life and problems, no about what Sadie likes or doesn't like in her own life. Not bad. Say please. Please. Hey, asking for help wasn't as painful as I expected. Crazy woman.

"Why invite Jesus into my heart? Why not my liver or kidneys?"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'It's just not your time. I' sending you back with answer to the top 10 frequently asked questions.'

Do Guns Kill?

"Wouldn't it have been faster for Columbus just to fly to the new world?"

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Wildlife

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Idle parts

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Ostrich Curoisities

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.