Curious Onlooker T-Shirts

Animal Hospital

Wildlife

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Do Guns Kill?

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Idle parts

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Sex Section in the Library

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'