The Rhythmically Curious T-Shirts

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Marimba

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Music producers.

The Drummer

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Dance Crossing

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Musicians.

Must be one of those underground bands.

Ginger was born to dance.

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Subway Chanteys

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

2 Live J. Crew

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."

Jungle Communication

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'

Dancing with your hands up