Rhythmic Revelers T-Shirts

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Blues artis's daily list

Dance.

Zumba

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Musical genres

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Dave Brubeck

Graduation keynote speakers.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Levon Helm

The Wackoman (Heat it).

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Candles on Drum

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Football drummer

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

'I used to be a copper but now I play in a jazz trio - I'd give anything to get back on the beat.'

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Musical Mestizo.

Krazee dancer yeah!

Speleologist

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

Benny More

Couch Potatoes