Philosophy Curious T-Shirts

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

'I washed my brain, and now I can't do a thing with it.'

"Thank goodness we retained deniability."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Book Lover

Do Guns Kill?

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Sunset

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

Wordplay: Dilemma.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

We have control of you brain.