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'I'm sure there's a lesson here somewhere, but I don't know what it is. Oh well...let's go up to that cool light.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Hog Futures

'What happens after the end of time?'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

"When Hummingbirds grow up, they stop humming and become songbirds."

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "