Always Curious Gifts

Theory of Gravity

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Do Guns Kill?

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

The Book Lover

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Mephistopheles

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

We have control of you brain.

'Clever of you to invent a liquid which dissolves absolutely everything - what will you keep it in?'

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"