Ai Curious Gifts

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'The central processing unit is on strike. How does one negoitate with a central processing unit?'

"I don't think you listen to me anymore Alexa."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

Theory of Gravity

"I miscounted."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

The Governor-General settles in.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"Let me know when it's the twenty-fourth."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"It's another privacy injunction."

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

"What's my excuse? Bad genes."

'It's your wife - firing off another text message!'

Unimaginative moments in science...

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

Computer basics for non-geeks: MOUSE PAD.

Canada heatwave

'There must be a lot of them behind that hill - One falls behind there every night!'