Ai Curious Pillows

"Alexa, will you be my friend?"

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'The central processing unit is on strike. How does one negoitate with a central processing unit?'

"...And then I forgot where I put my memory stick!"

"I don't think you listen to me anymore Alexa."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

Theory of Gravity

"I miscounted."

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

The Governor-General settles in.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

"It's another privacy injunction."

"Let me know when it's the twenty-fourth."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

Forgive me father, I may be about to sin. Speak openly, so. It's about Bill Gates. Go on. He's so generous. He gives billions to charity, he's turning into a not-so-bad person. Sometimes I … It's okay. Say it. I think about buying a windows-based computer. Sacked from the Apple section for sacrilege. Go ye out, heathen!

'It's your wife - firing off another text message!'

Eargerness: A dangerously maladaptive emotional affliction that results from insufficient experience. Antidote: more experience.

"What's my excuse? Bad genes."

Unimaginative moments in science...