Intellectual Curious Pillows

"Your cousin won the Nobel Prize for medicine, and you don't know the difference between a bacteria and a virus?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

The Book Lover

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"And you need to know this why?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Capital

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

'Clever of you to invent a liquid which dissolves absolutely everything - what will you keep it in?'

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

We have control of you brain.