Virus Curious Gifts

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Rhea of the Year.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

Sunset

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Stonehenge Books

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"The butler did it!"

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."