Cloning Curious Gifts

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'And I'm a genetically-altered cocker spaniel.'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

"Who are these clones?"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

I spent my whole career studying the effects of cloning on aging. What did you find? Same old, same old. Plainwell Brew.

'The tie tattoo is how I tell them apart.'

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

Wildlife

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Do Guns Kill?

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Idle parts

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

Sex Section in the Library

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

The Curious George pop-down book

Mouse in an art museum maze.

The Farmer Sutra.

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"