Cloning Connoisseur Gifts

Cloning departments

Cloning Institute

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Bathroom Fairy

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

Sergei Rachmaninov

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."