Copier Connoisseur Gifts

Eskimo office worker with in/uit workboxes.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Agency Moody's comments

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Go on! Pick a card.

A stripe of stockbrokers

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

The Croucho Club

Citations Needed!

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Laptop/mousetrap.

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'I like your style. I think we can do business together.'

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Thumbs Up Banker

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

Stressed Office Junior

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

Businessman has credit IV.