Copier Connoisseur Prints

Eskimo office worker with in/uit workboxes.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Go on! Pick a card.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Agency Moody's comments

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

A stripe of stockbrokers

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

The Croucho Club

Citations Needed!

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Laptop/mousetrap.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

'I like your style. I think we can do business together.'

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

Thumbs Up Banker

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

Stressed Office Junior