Clone Connoisseur Prints

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

"When Mogs died we had him cloned, there were a few teething problems!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Dog Walker

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Shaved Ice

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

Bleak House

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

Bio-Genetic Research Lab. When I ask about cloning all I get is double-talk.

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)